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Anti Monkey Butt Powder Review and Giveaway

def – Monkey Butt:
1. Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.
“Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long”

2. A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.
“Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!” or “Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!”

Anti-Monkey Butt Powder

The name and logo is indeed ROFLOL-worthy, but the powder itself is serious business. The founders – a health care professional and construction worker- are both dedicated dirt bike riders and racers. They decided to take matters into their own hands after trying numerous products that failed to remedy their monkey butt. However, this product goes beyond its booty saving perks. According to their website:

Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation. It is ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horseback riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing.

From a workout standpoint, nothing but a shamwow can absorb my excess sweat. However, as promised, AMBP not only reduced, but prevented the usual chaffing that I get from my sports bra. [Yes M, this is the product for you!] However, I most fancy Anti-Monkey Butt for everyday use, especially on hot as balls summer days, which we’ve been having a lot of lately. Nothing irritates me more than the feel of sweat slithering down my breast and butt cracks. Somehow, AMBP miraculously acts a barrier between the skin and sweat. I can still see the sweat beads forming but I don’t feel them. As a result, I feel dry and most important, I feel comfortable. I even found myself wishing that I had a travel size bottle in my purse while frolicking and sweating up a storm at an outdoor festival a few weeks ago. Surely I would have politely excused myself for a quick bathroom break to get my sprinkle on.

The good folks of Anti-Monkey Butt have generously offered to giveaway a prize pack of TWO bottles o’ butt powder: 1 original for the gents and 1 lady version for ma girls.

WIN IT!! (Ends September 5th, 2010)
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Tell me why you want to win this!

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2. Tweet about this giveaway (click that Retweet button at the top of this post, then leave a comment).

This giveaway will end September 5th at 11:59 PM – Good luck!


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  • Steph aka Fit Mom in Training
    August 22, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    Dude…I sweat like a man! Nothing worse than a boob shower and sports bra chaffing. Like the Monkey bum name. We always call it gravy…monkey bum is less gross LOL! Will be retweeting this!

  • Shannon
    September 1, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    I sweat so bad right between my breast…it’s the worst feeling ever. I would love to try this out. Your review had me cracking up and, wanting it! 🙂 I need me some Anti Monkey Butt!

  • Shannon
    September 1, 2010 at 11:07 pm

    I already am a subscriber!

  • Shannon
    September 1, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    Tweeted 🙂

  • kia
    September 1, 2010 at 11:11 pm

    I would love to win this because I have been working out more and sweating a ton. I haven’t had too many issues yet, but my workouts will just keep getting more intense.

  • kia
    September 1, 2010 at 11:11 pm

    I subscribe to your newsletter.

  • Steph aka Fit Mom in Training
    September 5, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Oh yeah…I subscribe too under a different e-mail 🙂

  • Steph aka Fit Mom in Training
    September 5, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    Just re-tweeted 🙂

    Seriously…my boobs need some help before they drown…just sayin’

  • Jessica
    October 3, 2010 at 12:49 am

    I used to use anti-monkey butt on recommendation from a friend of mine during high school. I was a cheerleader and I have a really sweaty butt for some reason. To make things worse we had to wear these metallic spankies that didn’t breath hardly at all, so I would have a real sweaty mess around my butt. Of course we wore regular spankies underneath the matallic ones for modesty, but even those would get soaked with sweat and I would still end up uncomfortable. So another girl on the team recommended the anti-monkey butt and I started sprinkling it into my spankies and it really worked great! Like the original post said, I still sweated, but the powder absorbs it or something, because it makes it a lot more comfortable. Even now, three years later I am still using it in my underwear when I work out!